Bookish Sculpturist Gifts

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'Hard to follow...'

The Sculptor

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Book Worm

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Theory of Gravity

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Larry's Literary Market.

Child making ice sculpture.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Multitasking

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

Saul Bellow

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

(The really ugly duckling)

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

William Blake.