Bookish Kings And Queens Gifts

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Marcel Proust

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Good boy

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'Camilo José Cela'

Edna O'Brien

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'