Bookish Kings And Queens Gifts

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Reading in the family.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Good boy

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

I like a good whodunit.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Edna O'Brien

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'