Bookish Janitor Pillows

Janitor's Christmas

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

TV and cleaner

Note Book

Night-shift entrance

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I hate my life.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'