Bookish Gourmand Prints

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Beanirrito"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Bookworm group

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Fast Food

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

Enjoyment...reading...choosing...understanding.

The high fibre diet

"Do you have a lean cuisine, waiter?"

"I'm a computer programmer. After a few more glasses of wine, that'll seem more interesting."

French BookstoreCafe.

Chicken Soup for the Lunch.

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

Mexican Food. Order here. Menu. It's hard to believe you have a nervous stomach --- It looks like it's big enough to be unafraid of everything!

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'I didn't say your meal wouldn't contain fat. I said the fat would be free.'

Cambridge Dons homing in at feeding time.

"Your apple surprise, sir."