Bookish Fashionista Gifts

Girl and book

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Marcel Proust

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Reading in the family.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

William Blake.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Edna O'Brien

"School is loverly this time of year."

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Jeffrey's in futures."

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

'It's true. You can go wrong with basic black.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"Shh, too much racket."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'