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"Is that all you can think about?"

I'll thank you to cover your mouth when you cough.

101 uses of a dead cat: bookmark.

Cat Book Club

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Cat Tie

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

The practical psychopath

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Say hello to my little friend."