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"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Coffee Menu

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

The Month of August

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

The Lesser Pyramids

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

'I stole it from the library.'

Erasmus

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

"It's an oughtobiography...."

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'