Bookish Cafe Lovers Mugs

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Coffee Menu

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

The Month of August

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

The Lesser Pyramids

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'I stole it from the library.'

Erasmus

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"It's an oughtobiography...."

How to avoid a heart attack.

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

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