Bookish Burglar Prints

Crime

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

Noir kitty.

William Blake.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

Plagiarism

Crime section.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"School is loverly this time of year."

Nonviolent Clue.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

In too deep

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"I decided to self-publish."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?

You have the right to remain silent

Talking Books: "Stop thief...!"