Bookish Buddies Prints

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Sue the Author 3PM

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

James Joyce

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'