Bookish Beast Prints

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Litteratti K9s.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

John Galsworthy

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

William Blake.

Autodidactyl

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Cheshire Cat

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'