Bookcase Comedy Prints

"My uncle was a librarian. He was killed when a bookcase fell on him!"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Book Worm

Dog Bookends

Bed Fellow

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'I've had my eye on you, Johnson, you really know how to scurry about aimlessly.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

'My member requires some interest.'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.