Book Thief T-Shirts

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

Spot the difference.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Locking Up Crime

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Desert Island Books

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Crime

Crime section.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Plagiarism

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Fencing Venn Graph

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

Library of War and Peace

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

Nonviolent Clue.

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."