Book Signing Superstar Prints

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Is this your first book launch?'

Meet the Author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Sumo Love.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Meet the Authors

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the author.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Meet the First-time Novelist....

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'