Book Signing Events Prints

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Sumo Love.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Meet the Authors

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Meet the author.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Meet the Oar-thor.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Great literary festival heckles.

Prepare to meet your author today!

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!