Book Lugging Champs Mugs

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Good boy

Academics at the Beach

I lost a bet with the cat.

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

"Shh, too much racket."

In too deep

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

Coffee Table eBooks.

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

'He learnt it all from a book - 'Play Like Boris Becker'.'

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"

Powerful bookends.

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

Terrible with Names Anonymous

Dog Food - A Guide.

Boy trying to plug headphones into book.