Book Hider Prints

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

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Addicted to reading

Reading

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Small child checks out a book.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

In Disguise.

Young Geeks.

"Hmmm?!"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Menifee Madness

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

'I only collect ghost-written books.'