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'I'm waiting for it to come out in some format that hasn't been invented yet.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Sumo Love.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Smart Bomb.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Heaven

Bibliomaniac

Mysteries.

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"