Book Club Banter Prints

"It says here 'No man is an island'. What about the Isle of Man?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sue the Author 3PM

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"You'll never believe who's here."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Henry James

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

Joseph Furphy and Miles Franklin.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

Meet The Ghostwriter

J.B. Priestley.

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

James Joyce

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."