Book Borrower Mugs

Things I've learned...

'What's the point of shelving books, they just check them out again anyway!'

"Bob, the neighbour is borrowing your stuff again...."

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

"These are way overdue."

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

"I know it's overdue, can I pay by credit card?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Great British Eccentrics.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Addicted to reading

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Building Books.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Think Small.

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

Menifee Madness

English major will work for food.

Public Procurement Portal

Arabian Buyer

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Red book

Library Closures.

"We are thinking about what we need. Concentrate on our thoughts and prepare all the procurement documentation..."