Book Advocate Mugs

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Reading my Critics

Create some buzz!

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Meet the author

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"There goes our early night."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Domestic Pardners

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Woman Life Freedom

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"