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'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

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'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

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We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'Such a small bonus.'

Will work for humongous bonus.

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He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of an organization advocating the overthrow of the generous executive bonus system in corporations?

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.

'In this business you can't motivate top staff with huge salaries. It's the bonuses and share options that really count.'

"We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

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