Bone Detective Mugs

'It's marvellous how he always remembers where he buries them.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Stratigraphy

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Office of the PR of the United States

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Children playing percussion instruments.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

The Hummingbird

Elephant Tracks.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"How much sugar do you take, twenty percent, or forty percent?"

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"Greatest Band?"

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'