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"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Sitting in a tree

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

Happy Pregnancy

Dragon fireplace

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Alastair Cook

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"

'Gerald bought me these wonderful earrings for being SO supportive during his vasectomy.'

"Still nothing . . . Did I forget to pay the electric bill?"

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

"Just a heads-up...binge watching Netflix together is not considered quality time."

Mother Love

"You finished in there yet?"

Monk reads in bed using night light candle clipped to book.

Hangovers.

"Dad, can you show me how to knot this?"

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

Lightbulb Heads

Cartoon Pagiarism: 'Hey! That's my idea!' (man running off with cartoon lightbulb).

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