Bond Fanatic Prints

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"#Win!"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Fish and color

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'