Bomb Disposal Officer Pillows

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"He did it!"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Brain Bomb Detector

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Fire Assembly Point

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

People of Courage

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"How was your day, dear?"

In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Mines at Sea

'This ain't gonna be easy.'

Target practice

"Why did I come in here?"

The interrogation of Freddy the Fire Alarm.

Bug bomb squad.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'We need to be proactive not reactive.'

'Cut the blue wire!'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

"It was later agreed that the use of party poppers to celebrate the completion of Captain Myer's fiftieth job had not been a good idea."