Bomb Disposal Officer Pillows

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Fire Assembly Point

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

People of Courage

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"How was your day, dear?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.

'This ain't gonna be easy.'

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Target practice

Mines at Sea

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Why did I come in here?"

The interrogation of Freddy the Fire Alarm.

Bug bomb squad.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

'Cut the blue wire!'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

"It was later agreed that the use of party poppers to celebrate the completion of Captain Myer's fiftieth job had not been a good idea."

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

Fire drill at Computer School