Bold Rebel T-Shirts

Resistance.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Hipster Police Department

The serious corporation

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Turtle Haze

Dirty Old Man

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'