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Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Apples for sale

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Paul Ree

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Agility God

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Think Tank

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Shoot For The Moon

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Assertiveness

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.