Bold Accessory Admirer T-Shirts

"It's vintage."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Do you like my bling?

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

I love my cape

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Fruit Bonnet

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

Shoe Whore

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I like a man in a suit.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Fashionista

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."