Bold Accessory Admirer T-Shirts

"It's vintage."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

I love my cape

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Do you like my bling?

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Snake Dress-Up

Fruit Bonnet

Shoe Whore

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I like a man in a suit.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Fashionista

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"