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Gender Differences: Body Image

"I just know if I could only lose a few pounds, everything in my life would fall into place!"

Speedo Limit:30.

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

Hall of Mirrors

'You know they aren't real.'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Jesus, Helen - you can't go on the beach like that! It's obscene!'

'Lies! Nothing but lies!'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I don't know about you, but I like the lumpy ones!'

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Fat Woman with Thin Shadow.

'No! They're not implants!'

'Oh look! She's saying her first words.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

"How dare you body-shame me!"

Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.

"After extensive X-Rays and blood tests, we've confirmed what we already suspected - You're not big boned, your fat."

"Do these diapers make my ass look fat?"

'Just a little off the hips.'

'I...lost...twenty...pounds...and...now...I'm...a...size...six!'

'Yo-yo diet Barbie! - Inflates to twice original size.'

'Do you mind if I join you?'

Mirror to make people look fat.

"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"

'Well, since you ask, yes, your bum does look big in that.'

'Forget smaller, just make them lighter.'

Woman stands on scales which have two categories: Too Skinny / Too Fat.

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

Beauty fades, but implants last forever.

"If she was a little skinnier she would make a great super-model."

"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."