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Gender Differences: Body Image

"I just know if I could only lose a few pounds, everything in my life would fall into place!"

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'You know they aren't real.'

Hall of Mirrors

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

'Lies! Nothing but lies!'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I don't know about you, but I like the lumpy ones!'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

'No! They're not implants!'

Fat Woman with Thin Shadow.

'Oh look! She's saying her first words.'

"Do these diapers make my ass look fat?"

"After extensive X-Rays and blood tests, we've confirmed what we already suspected - You're not big boned, your fat."

"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"

'I...lost...twenty...pounds...and...now...I'm...a...size...six!'

'Just a little off the hips.'

'Forget smaller, just make them lighter.'

Woman stands on scales which have two categories: Too Skinny / Too Fat.

"If she was a little skinnier she would make a great super-model."

"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."

Mirror to make people look fat.

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

'Do you mind if I join you?'

'I need to get in shape. The only exercise I get is with my push-up bra.'

Belly reflection

"Do you think stripes make one look fat?"

Big is beautiful.

'Don't weigh yourself, mum - we like to see you happy!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Does my bum look big in this?'