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Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"

Hurrah for control pants!

'All clear!'

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Chili - Not Recommended for Women or Children.

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"Then all smell broke loose."

'We have to trade the car in -- I ran over a skunk!'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Wolf: 'Oh, no, I have a double chinney-chin-chin!'

Highest Anxiety

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