Body Mod Enthusiasts Pillows

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Body Building

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

Tree piercings.

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Man with laces on his feet.

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'I didn't get a tattoo in the end dad - I got a piercing like you!'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Do you remove tattoos...?'

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"