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'Well, how did he react? Was it that scowling-grunt of no way, or that raised-eyebrows-grunt of just maybe?'

"I don't know a lot about body language, but I think that guy over there wants you to approach him."

"I know that you haven't done much face to face work recently....But whatever they said on your 'refresher' course about the need to maintain eye contact....You are allowed to blink!"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I'll take this one."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

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Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

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"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

Non-verbal Management Skills.