Body Confidence Champion Prints

Middle aged woman without bra.

Leadership suits you

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

The great and near-great

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Self Love Witch

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Step out-- speak up

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

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