Body Confidence Champion Prints

Middle aged woman without bra.

I heart my bum.

Leadership suits you

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Interviews.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

The great and near-great

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Self Love Witch

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Step out-- speak up

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'