Bocce Ball Prints

European Space Agency.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Fly Football

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Football

Funky Facts: Football.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'