Bobsled Coach Mugs

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Bobsled Police.

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Acupuncture.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Bobsleigh practice.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Fish with Oars.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Ice Skating.

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Peace Fighting

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

The summertime sport

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

"Hide all the chopsticks."