Bobsled Coach Mugs

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Bobsled Police.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Acupuncture.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Ice Skating.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Bobsleigh practice.

Fish with Oars.

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Whale.

'Now cut that out!'

"Hide all the chopsticks."

Peace Fighting

The summertime sport