Bob Ross Fan Pillows

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'