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'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Tired Barbie

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Jim Carrey,

Ringo Starr

Barbie Oscars

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

Alan Davies.

"Shaken."

Magic Trick

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

Curtain call

"Take me to David Bowie."

Trumpets Green

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

"Let me do the talking!"

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

'It looks like Jim Carrey Disease.'

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

'I knew you were going to say that.'

'Moles? Nah - Sheila Hancock keeps popping up everywhere.'

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'