Boat Maker Mugs

'Care to see the up boats?'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'Could you give us a push?'

Funnel of Love.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Rats leave a launching ship.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

My boat

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Ark Welding

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

The Church-Going Bell.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'