Boardroom Gladiators Mugs

'I'm warning you, Hannon: you're not the only one around here who can play hardball!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Dog eat dog.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'Almost finished.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.