Boardroom Dreamer Mugs

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'My goal is for our company to be a square on the Monopoly board.'

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

"Remember son, incompetence always expands to fill the space available."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Lemonade Inc.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

'Almost finished.'

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.