Boardroom Dramatists Mugs

Marcie's inner child chooses wrong time to emerge.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Performance In The Bedroom

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'It's lonely at the top.'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

Closing arguments.

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.'

"NAY!!"

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?