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'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

'Whatever it it that we are doing here, it's not working.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

Bright idea

Creative department

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Worry tank

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Blue sky thinking

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

Elevator Pitch

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

Genius