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CEO practices his golf in the office.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'Dog eat dog.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"You're late, Myers!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Business of Finger-pointing

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'