Board Game Innovator Mugs

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Checkmate I think!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Monogamy

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Perfection

The Big Game Park

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."