Board Game Designer Gifts

'Think about it Santoso, if we can just get them to breed, we can play Tic-Tac-Toe all day long!'

Trump Monopoly

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Sorry pal, I'm all out of mustard, but there's plenty of ketchup!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Sweep the board.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Tic-tac-toe

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'