Blues Singer Mugs

"Now that's the blues."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

'Folks, it looks like Big Jake's got the blues real bad tonight.'

'I got those empty bed blues...' (Sign on piano reads 'This is a no Smirking Area.')

'Got the blues so bad...'

Blind Lemming Jefferson

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Omara Portuondo

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Cat Hecklers