Blues Singer Mugs

"Now that's the blues."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

'Folks, it looks like Big Jake's got the blues real bad tonight.'

'I got those empty bed blues...' (Sign on piano reads 'This is a no Smirking Area.')

Mississippi John Hurt

'Got the blues so bad...'

Blind Lemming Jefferson

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

Blind WIllie McTell

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Lennon and McCartney.

Omara Portuondo

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

A Fairytale Update

EWE 2.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

George Michael

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"That is an outrageous slur."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."