Blueprint Wrangler Pillows

Engineer on the move.

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Office Task Map

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

Juggling time

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

"Can we ask our time management consultant how to fit 18 hours work into an 8 hour work day."

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

"Yes, Dear, I know you hate parties, but couldn't you at least try to be a little sociable?"

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

OK Corral.

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'