Bluebird Lover Gifts

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

An Unexpected Guest.

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Bird Tweet.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bees SOS

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage