Blue Planet Protector Pillows

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Global Warmer 2000.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Climate Crisis

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."