Blue Planet Protector Pillows

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Just Stop Boil

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Global Warmer 2000.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Climate Crisis

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...