Bloomers Bouncers Prints

Late Bloomers

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Growing a business....

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Bouncer.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."